Friends with sorcerer Mickey!
4:55am on 8/17/26 by
tlrg4488
Safari guide :)
6:59am on 8/17/26 by
NaviHeart
Hadn't thought of safari guide!!
7:32am on 8/17/26 by
ajsupereagle
I always wanted to be one of the ladies that stood on MS USA in MK dressed in big hoop skirts handing out First Visit buttons. But I haven't seen One of them in years.
7:42am on 8/17/26 by
evamarie320
Photopass photographer by millennium falcon in SWGE
7:47am on 8/17/26 by
hodg
I'd like to work in the guest services department improving their services for hearing impaired.
7:56am on 8/17/26 by
popupcamper
I'm going to be an editor. Lots of words around WDW, and they need to be reviewed before they're guest-facing.
7:59am on 8/17/26 by
utang44
Epcot festivals food & beverage....oh wait :)
7:59am on 8/17/26 by
pod4christ
JC Skipper - heck, I earned "Skipper of the Day" once... although I'm still not sure if that was good or bad. LOL
8:01am on 8/17/26 by
DestinyCalled
I have a coupe fake jobs and a real one.
1) daily quality control supervisor on small world.
2) concierge for the Cinderella Suite
3) guest relations at MK with a side of Keys to the Kingdom Tour Guide.
8:19am on 8/17/26 by
bexter1212
DD was a lifeguard and does not recommend that lol, so I think I'd like to work at the Poly front desk. And lol @pod, I'm going to look for you in Oct F&W.
8:21am on 8/17/26 by
Call me Leota
Rise of the Resistance cast member, the one interrogating guests!
8:32am on 8/17/26 by
Woody70
Plainclothes security for me, so I get to hang around and act like a guest.
8:34am on 8/17/26 by
Ali Ababwa
Retail in ye olde Christmas shoppe!
8:42am on 8/17/26 by
jules_fletch
I'll be a CM loading people on Peoplemover. Excellent exercise (always walking on the moving conveyor belt), in the shade, and within view of castle.
8:42am on 8/17/26 by
Jennyhirsch
My children have pointed out how horrible I'd be at the little boat launches. "You haven't unloaded and collapsed your stroller YET?"
8:44am on 8/17/26 by
Jennyhirsch
Special events or wedding coordinator! Creating magical moments for people and seeing their faces as they experience it sounds so rewarding. I've always wanted to be a fairy godmother :)
9:10am on 8/17/26 by
ShellKirk
Zookeeper for the giraffes
9:10am on 8/17/26 by
cdlla
Educator in the Disney education program. I took 2 post-graduate courses there that were fabulous! "Marketing Disney-style" and "Communicating Disney-style."
9:56am on 8/17/26 by
snowdiz
Head gardener/farmer in The Land's greenhouse
10:09am on 8/17/26 by
KLuck
I have no idea what the job title is, but I've seen numerous employees dressed in khakis and a Disney shirt walking around with one of those "grabbers" occasionally gathering a bit of trash and answering guests questions.
10:28am on 8/17/26 by
TacMed
I get paid to walk and enjoy the ambience of the park.
10:29am on 8/17/26 by
TacMed
Im on the KTTK tour right now and was thinking about exactly this. In another life i would love to be an imagineer with parks and experiences. Either that or the person running the confectionery making caramel apple mickeys.
10:38am on 8/17/26 by
Totsypooh
Also think I would be amazing at selling DVC.
10:39am on 8/17/26 by
Totsypooh
I want to be a runner! The person who is on call to pick up things and deliver all around WDW. Your get to see all the inner workings.
10:46am on 8/17/26 by
Phillylaura
Imagineer for me!
10:56am on 8/17/26 by
MstrGoofy
Not sure this is a role, but If love to apply my Design/Teaching experience to lead a certification program for High School Stuents that give a leg up in the Imagineer section of the Disney Corporation. Pick me! Pick me!!!
11:03am on 8/17/26 by
IMarriedMyEllie
I would LOVE to direct post MK fireworks transportation outside of park! I get a megaphone and a red and blue light-up wand and tell people which way to go. Also, inside of the Land for strollers/ECVs/Wheelchairs.
11:09am on 8/17/26 by
jbreen25
I'd be the GS CM who picks the grand marshals of the parade. Wander around MS USA in the AM and then VIP seating (in the shade) for the FOF parade. Plus, you get to give a memory of a lifetime to a Disney guest.
11:34am on 8/17/26 by
Phil H. Magic
@aj...rethink your choice of vip tour guide. Looks nice until you're picking up snacks while guests go on rides.Or watching little kids while parents are in the bathroom.You're a glorified babysitter and errand runner for often times spoiled kids&paren...
11:39am on 8/17/26 by
Phil H. Magic
Not going to lie @phil I posted and panicked despite going through lots of options night before! Lots of better suggestions out there
12:02pm on 8/17/26 by
ajsupereagle
Character attendant so I could watch little ones feel special everyday.
12:21pm on 8/17/26 by
4wvufans
The CM that stands outside the back of the Pop Century lobby and cheers when you step inside the taped box :)
12:22pm on 8/17/26 by
LaurenInWonderland
I'd like to do be in charge of Christmas decorations at the parks. I'd love to keep those looks great through the year and help put them up.
1:16pm on 8/17/26 by
JenniferB1975
I'd like to be a lost & found detective, returning cherished lost items to their rightful owners :)
1:21pm on 8/17/26 by
LisaPooh
Someone took my first choice of First Order CM on RotR, so I'm gonna pick the conveyor belt walker loading folks onto the Doom Buggies.
4:22pm on 8/17/26 by
wwcpd
Disney Heir
5:15pm on 8/17/26 by
Elaine5715
Line designer. No "fill in all available space", no horrible places to get stuck with no air, bathrooms along every major ride line. Stuff like that!
5:38pm on 8/17/26 by
moondance07
I would like to be the person who knows grass especially at PO or EP
5:49pm on 8/17/26 by
momshappyplace
I once met a cast member whose job was to watch and audit the shows for quality and fresh entertainment value. As a long time dancer/coach that's easily my dream job. In reality, when we move to WDW next year I want to work with animals at AK or AKL.
5:54pm on 8/17/26 by
hol74976
Oh! I'd pick to work for Len and count people!
7:48pm on 8/17/26 by
RememberWhen
I'd run a pediatric urgent care on Main St.
7:51pm on 8/17/26 by
njhyndman
Historian in The Frozen Sing-a-Long! Seriously a dream job for me :)
8:00pm on 8/17/26 by
Wishinonastar
Design and shoot firework shows!
8:08pm on 8/17/26 by
Davesee
I hadn't thought about the fireworks!
7:46am on 8/18/26 by
ajsupereagle
Since someone already said VIP tour guide, I think I'll wait tables at Skippers Canteen.
7:51am on 8/18/26 by
TumbleMonkeys
Either selling bubble wands or more practically and using my existing skills a nurse in the first aid center.
8:32am on 8/18/26 by
MrsNesbitt05
I'll take the job of taste testing all the special event and festival food
9:36am on 8/18/26 by
AreWeThereYeti
I'm singing tenor with the Dapper Dans. Some of you could have guessed that ;-)
10:25am on 8/18/26 by
MOJoe
Sustainable practice consultant ;-)
10:37am on 8/18/26 by
joeyjojojuniorshabadoo
I've thought it would be fun/rewarding to work at Emporium on Main Street. Main Street and the sights, sounds and smells are magic to me. I'd enjoy helping guests find the perfect souvenir, and seeing all the new merch, and watching vloggers share it
11:01am on 8/18/26 by
the.darlings
I'd love to be zip wire Tinker Bell!
2:13pm on 8/18/26 by
act72
HM cast member. Maybe hiding inside the ride!
2:19pm on 8/18/26 by
BenF12400
I have always said I would drive the Motor Launches (open sided) on Bay Lake. Back and forth between the resort all day.
2:22pm on 8/18/26 by
herri
I'd take baritone for the Dapper Dans, but any job on Main Street USA will do!
2:52pm on 8/18/26 by
twmac
I've always teased my kids that I would be a stilt walker in the Lion King show!
4:31pm on 8/18/26 by
Tinkerminnie
I want to pick up the crap on the savanna.
6:28pm on 8/18/26 by
JackOfAll
I bet the animal deposits make great compost for the gardens, @Jack!
7:20pm on 8/18/26 by
joeyjojojuniorshabadoo
I would be Little Mermaid for Fantasmic! She gets hazard pay!
7:29pm on 8/18/26 by
maurine08
Smores lady at Chip 'N Dale Campfire Singalong.
8:19pm on 8/18/26 by
trishr.
I'm going to be a Room Assigner. Making magical decisions.
9:00pm on 8/18/26 by
Magicalday2011
Haunted mansion loading zone: cool, dark and get my steps. Although I might get sick of saying "watch your step"
9:06pm on 8/18/26 by
Gusgus5
Driving friendship boats would be pretty cool too! Early morning sunrises over 7 seas lagoon would not suck one bit:)
9:07pm on 8/18/26 by
IMarriedMyEllie
I'd like to work at Small World and sit in that booth where they wave to the boats from
9:09pm on 8/18/26 by
mnfc
I will sprinkle pixie dust as everyone flies off to Neverland..
9:24pm on 8/18/26 by
kmduke12
I want to control who gets to pull out the Sword in the Stone
10:45pm on 8/18/26 by
Bubbakirby
After last night I wanna be stitch on the steamboat mickey ferry swishing the streamer wand after fantasmic.
6:50am on 8/19/26 by
Totsypooh
I'll add a second job that I'd happily do (& am fully qualified to do) today: Wedding Chaplain. I know they don't have chaplain's on staff but I think they should reconsider. "Dr Called" is just a character I play, but REV Called is who I am. ;)
7:43am on 8/19/26 by
DestinyCalled
Stitch would be ok. Not so sure about Ariel in a bag.
8:18am on 8/19/26 by
hodg
Boat loader at Navi River Journey, love that music! Or, server at 50's Prime Time.
8:29am on 8/19/26 by
Dis_stacey
Our fireworks cruise captain said the servers in the parks make 6 figures so being a PT50's server may be the move!
9:54am on 8/19/26 by
maurine08
I'd be the CEO. Can't beat the salary and line cutting perks. Otherwise, I'd work in wardrobe. I'm a quilter but would be ok sewing costume garments. It would also be cool to be Mickey in F! DH would be boat driver between DS and resorts.
11:27am on 8/19/26 by
GoldenDreams
I could sell DVC I think! I need to have AC and a chair. And that product kinda sells itself once people are there!
2:25pm on 8/19/26 by
mary32830
I would like to cut the hair on the dolls in IASW. Or rearrange the dining table in HM.
3:14pm on 8/19/26 by
jenc45
Monorail driver. Preferably back in the day when they still used to let guests ride in the front
4:24pm on 8/19/26 by
RigbyC
I'd love to be one of the characters. I used to look more like Jasmine, but now I'd probably be Cinderella's stepmother!
4:34pm on 8/19/26 by
Operaml
Ummmmm.....@Jenc, why would the dolls need their hair cut????!!!!
4:45pm on 8/19/26 by
popupcamper
They're ALIIIIIIIIVE
6:07pm on 8/19/26 by
Ali Ababwa
As a professional - water quality engineer.
As a retiree - train engineer.
6:59pm on 8/19/26 by
Stephanie_SG
Not wdw specific but since Imagineering was already said, I'll go with Historian/Archivist. Just to be able to take a small peek in the Disney warehouse would be awesome.
7:27pm on 8/19/26 by
el_1102